Planet X

Planet X is no longer being updated on JoNe. See its current incarnation by Ryo and Company, The Rantings!

See that planet up there? The one in the logo? Alright, that's Planet X. Believe it or not, that's where I live: Got this swank little Bungalow and everything. I monitor you guys back on Earth constantly through TV, radio, movie downloads, you name it. And I've got an opinion on just about everything there is. See, it gets kinda boring up here without anyone to really talk to, so all I can do is just kick back and rant. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what you're about to read: The insane rantings of a man marooned on a far-away planet, bombarded with constant streams of pop culture, innundated with the stupidity of a planet he can't even visit. Oh yeah, this is gonna be fun.

By the way, I'm Ryo. Don't worry, I won't bite. Hard, at least. Just got a few things to say, and you're more than welcome to join me on the ride...

On the Military, the Paper Trail, and the Endless Red Tape
On Teleportation, Alcohol, and Life in the Big Easy
On Movies, Violence, and Really Greasy Men
On School, Discipline, and Being a Minor
On Love, Relationships, and Other Varying Methods of Torture
On Origins, Knives, and Executives
On Pagans, Idiots, and Why You Most Likely Suck
On Goths, Geeks, and General Stupidity
On Music, Cleanliness, and Grammar